Top bad puns for a hair salon I will never start, thought of today (with some serious assistance):
- Bloods and Clips
- Perms of En-shear-ment
- Total E-clips of the Part (online salon)
- Raising Hairizona
- Kiddie Shorn (kidz cuts!)
- The Brother's Trimme Hairy Tales (doubles as gonzo niche porn title)
- Trim and Crop-her
- His Curl Friday
- Bosnia-Hairzegovina
- 'Fro Momma from the Mane
- Last Tangle in Hair-is
- Thou Shalt not Commit Adulthairy
- The face that launched 1,000 clips
- Take me down to the Hairadise city where the 'stache is clean and the curls are pretty
I hope they all make you groan. I'll probably think of 5 worse ones tomorrow morning and edit this. Perhaps some suggestions as well...
In other news:
Pentagon confirms it sought to build a "gay bomb" (real.)
Small funny Gif of Conan dancing like a maniac with Andrew WK.
Chomsky to Dennett: suck it. (this isn't hard-core tech reading, but you might want to know something about science history or the philosophy of the mind before jumping in.)
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