Monday, May 14, 2007

"I think it had somethin' in it..."

While I contemplate posting something I've written up on circumcision (I just know I'm gonna piss some people off, but my trusted "blog post reviewers" have been AWOL), I thought I'd post some more amazing distractions for your viewing pleasure. You can't just keep writing things up as "must sees" because posting two must-sees in a row will hurt your credibility. Nevertheless, I can't imagine anyone from Erin to the Libertarians I argue with on another blog wouldn't find a clip about a Cop who confiscates marijuana, uses it with his wife, and then calls 9-11 because he's so high he thinks he's "dead or dying" life-changingly funny. It's a short video, but it includes some of call- if anyone can find a whole tape of the call you'll be the hero of the day- a real American.

The free online face morpher that John used a few posts ago is here, and it's pretty excellent technology.

Everyone probably seen the "funny student exam answers" stuff a million times, but I always read it in case there's one I haven't seen because it's funny enough.

EDIT: alert reader Nhoj Baldingpound sent in the entire, unedited clip (there is a great part at the end- wait for it.) Find it here.


Erin said...

Awwwww, I'm flattered. Yes, as a matter of fact, that is F#$%&#@$%ing hilarious. "I think we're dead. Time is going by really, really slowly." Although what might top it is the fact that the "wedding ring is a noose for the nuts and the penols." (Alexyss K. Tylor, 2007).

Matt said...

Hey- nice blog btw. I'll get a link in next time. I've been trying to come up with a way of phoentically spelling out the way Alexyss says "Peen-uhs" (the best example of which is that part where she says "have so much inteesity you can feel it radiatin through they clothes") and I think you nailed it. Peenols. She really does seem to use an L1 Nice work.